DRÜNKEN BASTARDS
Horns Of The Wasted
(Hells Headbangers Records)
19:35min

With a name like DRÜNKEN BASTARDS you can only hope they weren’t too sloppy to record their record properly. I also anticipated there might be some tomfoolery in store for the listener’s amusement. You know – drunken ramblings, a few movie samples, maybe even a morbid skit or prank. Scanning the track list, my eyes became glued to the song title ‘Alcoholic Big Tits’. How could it be any other way? That is a perfect song title. I knew then that this would be a record that really speaks my language. Of course, smitten by happy visions of massive bosoms slathered and glistening with freshly spilled lager, this was the first track I played. It wasn’t too bad, but it also wasn’t particularly great – kinda punky. I truly wish there had been a porno sample or some gimmick to add some spice. It sounds like these Hungarian Thrash Punk Metal muthas waited until after the session to really screw it on, cause all the shit sounds safely tight. The record is a decent though unmistakably boring thrasher – a bit on the punkier side, full of all the clichés we know and love so well – that’s unfortunately unlikely to be spun again. www.myspace.com/drunkenbastards, www.hellsheadbangers.com

Lem Lycurgus

Lem Lycurgus

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