MINDFLAIR
Green Bakery
(Bones Brigade Records)
30:06min

I’m not into German Fun Grind at all, sorry. Basically, the band delivers the keyword for me: "langweilig" (boring)! Yes, one of those CDs with spoken silly German intros. The fact that cult comedians BADESALZ are responsible for this doesn’t really help. And especially for the "epic" last track this is the right vocabulary for sure. Stretching the playing time so you can sell it as a full length, eh? Okay, let me do just the same with this review, hehe. Musicwise there is some groovy Punk edge making the chaotic rage sound even more extreme (hey, seemingly there is some thought behind this CD, after all!). ‘Steh auf, Du Schweineficker’ (get up, pig fucker – reminds me of South Park) seems to be this CD’s motto, but I just won’t. No, I won’t! All right then, I’ll shake my butt a little. Just a little bit. ‘Green Bakery’ suggests to smoke some illegal products and the band seems to be on a mission. In fact, this would make the record sound more interesting I guess, but I just won’t. No, I won’t! Why do people like this sort of music? Why do people record stuff like this? Once again, the band lets the German speaking listener know: "das kommt von der Inzucht!" (that’s due to incest)! Hey, this CD knows all the answers! I guess I’ll keep it as my new bible. www.mindflair.de.vu

Ramon Claassen

Ramon Claassen

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