What more needs to be said about a utterly satanic Black / Punk / Thrash Metal band from the gutters of upper New Jersey, that was formed on the most evil of pagan holidays… Groundhog Day 2002?! Fuckin’ plenty! SERAPHIM SLAUGHTER with the right handling and direction could easily be the S.O.D. of Black Metal. Just the sort of obnoxious kick in the teeth those of that scene – the self-absorbed, elite-est, abyssic fucktards need. SERAPHIM SLAUGHTER specialize in raw, serrated tempered riffs that are played with a seemingly intentional looseness about it all that just pummels through the speakers at crippling velocity. Coupled with nasty, quick witted and hateful humor one can’t help but smile as tracks like ‘Stabbed With An Aids Needle’, ‘Cervix Ripping Sex’ and the ultimate crowd chorus scream-a-long marathon that is ‘I’m The Unholy Mutherfucking Master’ punch you in the balls. Contact: www.seraphimslaughter.com or www.myspace.com/thetrueseraphimslaughter