REIGN IN BLOOD
End Of All Spiritual Sacred Lies
(Miriquidi Productions)
17:45min

I ask you. How in the name of the Seven Gates of Hell can one name a band REIGN IN BLOOD and you’re not either heavy monumental Death Metal or at the very least, blazing dirty Thrash? Not to mention what’s worse, is that you also hail from Germany?! The beloved and filthy cradle of these aforementioned styles and hot bed of so many God-damned acts, that to list them all would take me the better half of an hour! Are you honestly trying to insult me? German bred REIGN IN BLOOD are worm fodder. Typical, boring, by the numbers, rehashed Scandanavian Black Metal who’s flames should of extinguished back in ’95. However – this all said, I am glad this 4 song MCD was indeed reviewed online, by me, and by this I mean in two fold. One, this audio insult will not be privy to the destruction of any of the precious forests, the more Pagan among your kind hold so dear, by having this review printed on paper. And secondly, for any of the tens of fans that this band has or may have, or even the band members themselves who wish to take said paper review and wipe their ass with it… Take heed! The initials for Black Metal aren’t "BM" for nothing! As this review was done in cyberspace instead of on paper, sign here _________________, and here _________________. You all owe me your souls! For saving your lives from a vicious paper cut and subsequent blood infection resulting in your demise, by way of the shit clots leftover clinging within your Man-ginas! Contact: Miriquidi Productions, P.O. Box 1121, 09451 Annaberg-Buchholz, Germany or www.miriquidi-productions.com

Wes Rhodes

Wes Rhodes

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